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Harry Potter and the Discreet Package
cap, captain miss america
This is the closest thing to fanfic you'll ever see me write. Very Short.

"Harry, I have something here that I believe your father would have wanted you to have..." There was a meaningful pause. "When you were of age." Dumbledore slid the girlie magazines across the table.

Note: this scene was preceded by 976 pages which become crystal clear at this very moment.

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So the entire sixth book is about Harry's fear of masturbation? I guess that explains why he was too busy to ever open Sirius's present.

See, you'd think he'd take those with him. But apparently he selflessly wanted Harry to have them in case something happened.

Or he wanted Dumbledore to have them first. And I just went to a very scary place...

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