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cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
I want you to lie about anything that you want.
Anything.
A phony, a slander, a conconction, a fib, a bull - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and dishonestly. Post twice if you'd like.
Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

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Jess is secretly the head of the Roman Propaganda team for the new millennium.

I was concieved at a Grateful Dead concert--while my mom was dropping acid.
See, she went to the concert and dropped acid, then got in the middle of a wild orgy. All we know is that the great one himself signed her in a very unique spot.

Of course, the fact that you have the option to log IP addresses kind of nulls the fact that I'm about to lie horribly :p

I ate a cat once. It was really delicious.

I am the best bassoonist in the whole world. Fear me, puny mortals! I am also the best flutist. Mad skillz, baby.

I like to work on groupd projects, and I play well with others.

I'm rich!

...I think Josh Shaine is the complete and utter shiznit.

Anonymous,

That is not a lie! That is God's Honest Truth! NEVER were TRUER words SPOKEN!!!!

I love each and every one of you, Anonymous!!!

*******HUGS*******

I find Orlando Bloom to be amazingly attractive.

I got high with the pope.

I read Jane Eyre and liked it.

I want to have George W. Bush's baby.

I am George W. Bush's baby.

I am George W. Bush.

MOMMY!

I once knew a tuna fish sandwich. Not like other people know tuna fish sandwiches, oh no, not like that... THIS tuna fish sandwich was different. It was armed, dangerous, and secretly being tracked by the CIA. Oh sure, a tuna fish sandwich LOOKS harmless, but if you ever see this one on your plate, run. Run and report the sighting immediately to the police. Distinguishing characteristics include a belt full of ammo. And sesame seeds.

The Roman Propaganda team has declared Sara a Class E threat.

I have an amazingly large... dog.

I am not human~ >:O

My entire body in covered in neon green fur.

Katie is a wild ape in disguise.

Oh, wait. Lies?

Damn.

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