I have a christmas tree and decorations of my own! I have a pantry and fridge stocked with junk food and snacks! I have an apartment that is pretty much about as clean as my apartment ever gets, and a batch of cookies waiting to be baked (the butter won't soften and it can't be melty, so I'm waiting patiently. I have dinner on the stove, yum.
The only thing I don't have is Christmas music. I should have bought a couple CDs, but I keep forgetting. It's okay, I can listen to Pirate Jenny and pretend it's Christmas music.
I rarely feel accomplished over domestic pursuits, but that's kind of how I feel right now. I think I need to write a letter to Santa or something.
It's nice how just doing stuff around the holidays makes it feel like holiday stuff-- I enjoyed wiping the kitchen counters and sweeping the floors. I feel all warm and squishy.
You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical
aspects of postmodernism interest you only
insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky
things. You probably take psychedelics and
know at least one programming language (HTML
counts!). Other postmodernists call you a
corporate whore. They're probably just jealous
because you make more money than them.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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that was fucking hilarious.
--cool blinky things. check.
--take psychedelics. check, if robotripping with LAIRE counts.
--programming language. check (helped develop one).
--corporate whore. check.
--make more money than pomo wussies. check, up until last month.