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Venite adoremus Dominum.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Merry Christmas.

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I believe in Santa Claus. Can I get a reduced savior plan where I get an appropriate equivalent of eternal life, or is Christianity more one of those all or nothing types of things?

Oh, no, I think since the Medicis were allowed to buy their way into Heaven you should be okay.

*scratches head* Well, that depends. Is the pope selling indulgences right now? I guess they're always taking love offerings, though.
Perhaps you have a chance, for the right price.
But, hey, who wouldn't want a savior? It's a nice thing to have--warm fuzzies every time you think about the whole "dying for you" thing, I guess.
Depending on who your savior is.
Happy Day! :D

Well, it IS Christmas...

How much chocolate is the equivalent of eternal life?

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