For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
1) best present received: giant stick
purpose: to replace the one up his butt.
2) if last year, apocalypse now was considered a christmas movie, then it would follow that:
a) manchurian candidate is a christmas movie
b) othello is a christmas movie
c) notorious is a christmas movie
d) the tempest is a christmas movie
e) all of the above