March 12th, 2009

cap, captain miss america

(no subject)

I would like to talk to you all today about the wonder that is netipot.

What is netipot, you ask?

This is netipot:

Netipot is for helping with nasal congestion.

If you can't figure out how it does that, here is a more explicit illustration:

You pour a little packet of powder into some warm water and then put it in the netipot and shake it like you're mixing a cocktail. A delicious nasal cocktail.

Then you tip your head to one side and pour the netipot cocktail into one nostril...there is a little pressure, and then IT COMES OUT THE OTHER. POW.

And with it it brings lots of snot and sludge and all kinds of exciting things like those keys you lost and loose change.

Then you do it in the other nostril! It makes you feel like an Egyptian corpse!