April 7th, 2009

cap, captain miss america


Guys, I totally have an American Idol theory that is so much more scandalous than Adam kissing boys or Danny Gokey being Danny Gokey.

I think I figured out why like, Anoop is awesome some weeks and then other weeks he goes all bad boy and sucks.


Oh, spoiler alert for the Prestige. But I figure that is like The Crying Game or The Sixth Sense by now.

So, so, right, like today? He made a big deal about how last week, that "wasn't him" when he raised his eyebrow at Kara. And today, he was good! Even though, like the judges said, the eyebrow raise thing wasn't a big deal. But THIS Anoop felt obliged to apologize, because he is the Good Anoop who loves his wife and baby Jessie, and last week was the Bad Anoop who is driving his wife to suicide and hooking up with Scarlett Johansson.

And they made a huge deal with his baby pictures tonight about how he was an only child and was always the only one in photos. This was to try to preserve the secret to the trick.

And now Adam Lambert is sitting there going "He's twins!" And Danny Gokey is like SHIT NO THAT'S TOO SIMPLE NOW I WILL GO CRAZY AND HIRE THE GOBLIN KING TO BUILD ME A CLONING DEVICE.

Watch. It will happen next week. There will be two Danny Gokeys.