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I'd hit Ma
cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
So I went to the grocery store and there were these two guys in the totally ghettoed-out outfits, you know, wearing do-rags and rhinestone crosses and sports jerseys and shit, and this is the conversation I heard.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"Not too much. Me and (girl's name I forget) watched Little House on the Prairie."
"Oh, man. I'd hit Ma. Only Pa would kick my ass. Did you see the one where Mary goes blind?"
"Fuck no. It always makes me cry when I watch that one."


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Wow. That's all I have to say.

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