Good for you! Unlike all those people who actually fall for Jack Sparrow's antics, you realized something was awry when he wouldn't share the location of his legendary treasure, and convinced the crew to follow you in mutiny. Of course, you got cursed to the life of the walking dead as soon as you picked up the treasure, but even that has its perks-- like pet zombie monkeys, command of the faster ship on the Main, and getting to freak out Governor's daughters pretending to be the hired help. Now, if only you could actually get a bite of that damn apple.
Which Pirates of The Caribbean Character Are You?
Find out at Shiver My Timber-- A Pirate RPG