2) My father emailed me a spreadsheet that contained a lot of confusing numbers. I was like, hmm. So I called him.
This is how the conversation went:
Tea: Daddy, what do all these numbers mean?
Daddy: I'm not sure. What numbers?
Tea: The numbers you sent me, in the email. It looked like it was contract rates, but I'm not sure what they mean.
Daddy: Oh. I'm not sure what they mean, either, I just had to get them out of my head. It's still pretty stuffed up.
Tea: Oh, how are you feeling?
Daddy: Well, my head's stuffed up. There's too much information in it.
Tea: Information? So you're...confused, not sick?
Daddy: No, I'm still sick. I've come to the conclusion though that head colds are what happens when your Hole of Knowledge gets stuffed up. So that prevents the free flow of information out of your brain, and your head gets stuffed up because there is too much knowledge coming in and no way for the knowledge to get out. And when you blow your nose, that's your body's way of trying to expel the excess knowledge so you won't be so stuffed up.
This is the hat I made last night! It looks like a potholder. I think I need a bigger crochet hook, but none of the stores around here have one. :-(
These are inside jokes. Walsh's building is taller than Fenwick's, just so you all know.
This is just a pretty picture of a storm front in Delaware.