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OH MY GOD! WASHINGTON WAS A...CANNIBAL...A...CHILD-EATER
cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
teaberryblue (12:38:46 AM): AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH

gildedage (12:39:04 AM): THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER! SECRET BABY-EATING GEORGE WASHINGTON CULT AND AND AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH.

WITH FLASHBACKS TO GEORGE WASHINGTON EATING BABY FEET.

OK. Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.

BUT WAIT: "The cherry tree represents George Washington's well-documented fondness for the meat...of VIRGINS."

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Wow. This is obviously quality tv. It's nice that the truth about our founding fathers is finally getting out.

"He first acquired the taste during a long winter at Valley Forge when the British Army cut off supplies...then, when supplies began to arrive, he still would kill a man a day for his meals."

That makes perfect sense historically! This is what the historians try to hide.

Damn! I wish I had watched this!

Speaking of George Washington...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4

My roommates found this last summer - it is by far our favorite video in the world. Though it is on YouTube - this is not some whiny 13 year old or a treadmill dancing band.

Just watch it, i swear....

Re: Speaking of George Washington...

HE HAD TWO SETS OF TESTICLES.

That is awesome!

Do you know where I can find this gem?

It's a Showtime movie, so I don't think i's playing anywhere but on Showtime currently. But hopefully that will change soon!

What the hell, YouTube? That's not even an interesting baby-eating part!

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