gildedage (12:39:04 AM): THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH
THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER! SECRET BABY-EATING GEORGE WASHINGTON CULT AND AND AND THEY ALL HAVE WOODEN TEETH.
WITH FLASHBACKS TO GEORGE WASHINGTON EATING BABY FEET.
OK. Back to your regularly-scheduled programming.
BUT WAIT: "The cherry tree represents George Washington's well-documented fondness for the meat...of VIRGINS."