1) OMG CUTE HURLEY. BABY HURLEY I WANT TO HUG YOU.
1b) SAD HURLEY
1b) Why do they even trust the dog anymore?
2) YES SAWYER! YOU WATCH ALL THE GOOD TV SHOWS! I WATCH LITTLE HOUSE TOO. I AM SO ON YOUR SIDE NOW.
3) I BET SAWYER HAD A CRUSH ON MA.
4) HAHAHA TRICIA TANAKA'S HEAD.
5) AFTER SEVENTEEN YEARS YOUR FATHER CAME BACK FOR HURLEY'S MONEY, STUPID MOM.
6) See, Michelle Rodriguez? THE ISLAND SAYS IF YOU DRINK AND DRIVE, YOU DIE.
7) Awww Hurley and Sawyer reunion. And Hurley so knows how to push Sawyer's buttons.
8) NOW THAT'S ONE HELL OF A JESUS.
9) Hurley apparently has issues with mommy and daddy having special time.
10) Sawyer apparently also watched He-Man. I bet he wanted to be He-Man.
11) WTF EXORCIZE THE HURLEY NO!
12) Hurley's dad is apparently in the Sucky Dad club with, oh, everyone else's father on the show.
13) So, if Juliet can make men pregnant, is Dharma trying to make the men the bitches so the sucky dads can have to be barefoot in the kitchen all the time? Does everyone on the island have a suck dad? Or at least a dad who makes things suck?
14) Those pants make you look fat.
15) IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE WATERSLIDES.
17) I love how Sawyer is keeping the botulism beer.
18) Aww poor Sawyer. Kate always runs off without him.
19) Drive, Hurley! Drive!
20) Stupid Kate. Why are you going off alone? You are like a girl in a Hitchcock movie.
21) FINALLY DANIELLE.
22) EYEPATCH GUY AND AND CHESS GAME. DUDE.