So the subway= insanely crowded this morning. There was this group of kids on a field trip with a couple adults, one of whom, a woman a little older than me, appeared to be their teacher.
So I didn't hear how the conversation got there, but this is where I joined in:
Child #1: ...make you join the Dark Side.
Teacher/Field Trip Chaperone: And what exactly is the Dark Side, Christopher?
Child #1: It's Darth Vaaaaaader. (He said it just like that)
Child #2: No, it ain't! The Dark Side is when you're wearing basketball shorts and nothing underneath.
And that, my friends, is that.