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I HAVE A DADDY!
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quizzicalsphinx (10:56:52 PM): YES TEA I AM YOUR FATHER

So the truth comes out. This is strangely apropos since I learned What the Dark Side is earlier today.

Also, on the way home from work, my iPod played Stevie Wonder's Ave Maria. Then it immediately played Sinead O'Connor's Ave Maria. Then it immediately played Ave Maria as done by some random tenor indistinguishable from other tenors to me. I think it is trying to tell me to build a shrine to the Blessed Virgin. Out of macaroni.

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You have sown within me a deep and unholy desire to eat macaroni for dinner...

I WIN AT POSTING WITH MY OWN JOURNAL.

Eat the macaroni and be blessed!

Hahaha! I can't tell you how many times I've done that. XD

If you're Luke, shouldn't you be getting a hand axed off right about now?

Oh, it was. And it was replaced with fettucine alfredo.

AUGH! Anything but fettucine alfredo, it is anathema to me!!

...it's funny you mention that though, as I was telling my fettucine alfredo story at work today. o.o;

HAHA. It's probably not so funny out of context, but erato and I took a home ec class together in the seventh grade, and one of the foods we made was fettucine alfredo. And somehow (I have no freaking clue what we did, maybe swapped salt and sugar?) it turned out to be the most horrendous, terrible, awful, filthy "food" I have ever had the misfortune to taste. It was diiiiiiiiiiiisgusting.... I haven't ever been able to eat fettucine alfredo again, it has become my arch-nemesis.

It was the first sign that I am Completely Unable to Cook, I think.

I'm serious, it was so disgusting. I get queasy just thinking about it.... XD

AND LO! AS I READ THIS ALESSANDRO MORESCHI BEGINS TO SING AVE MARIA ON MY IPOD!

Forget the macaroni. Clearly it's a sign you need to build your shrine from eunuchs.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

I could have the eunuchs build the shrine.

YOUR ICON IS THE BEST THING EVER.

Yay, thanks. I made it; you can take it if you like!

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