1) WHAT THE FUCK?
2) WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
3) YES, SAWYER, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE HELL NIKKI IS TOO
4) NO, NIKKI, DON'T TRUST XERXES. HE WILL OFFER YOU RICHES AND THEN KILL YOU AND ENSLAVE YOUR PEOPLE
5) SHANNON AND BOONE
6) Best way to bring back characters EVER by using the lame throwaway character you just killed!
7) NO NOT XERXES TOO. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE PERSIAN EMPIRE?
8) Hahaha Hurley so watched CSI
9) LOCKE KNEW BECAUSE THE ISLAND TOLD HIM
10) ARZT! ARZT! THE PROFESSOR! FUCKING AWESOME. THIS IS SO AWESOME
11) OMG THE ARZT/NIKKI.
12) Also, I love the fact that it's obvious Sawyer uses nicknames because he honestly can't remember anyone's names. And now he's paying for it.
13) OMG ARZT'S NAME IS LESLIE
14) Whoa, the plane? The hatch? This is fucking trippy.
15) Love all the instant foreshadowing.
16) This whole episode is totally hilarious, it's like, hey, let's take all these random things that didn't actually mean anything the first time and tie them all together. And then kill off the characters we center it on! Awesome!
17) Locke: The island told me you shouldn't bury it there!
18) Dude, I love the idea that Xerxes and Xena knew everything ahead of time and NEVER DID ANYTHING. Actually, I can't decide whether to call her Xena or Sydney Bristow.
19) Aww, lame superpower. Poor Desmond. If even Hurley thinks your superpower is lame...
20) VINCENT WANTS THEM TO INSPECT THE BODIES MORE
21) Yes, Charlie. We all guessed that. HAHAHAH you and your Catholic guilt.
22) This show is so much funnier after Paolo played Xerxes.
23) Yes, Sawyer, be all angsty and shirtless after the girl bitched you out and tried to take your gun. You're super good at that. Also, I love how the preview tried to make it like Sawyer or Jin killed each other.
24) HURLEY IS THE BEST AT EULOGIES. "It appears you killed each other for diamonds."
25) Oooh we have a major major character development. Oooh. Sawyer threw away diamonds.
26) OMG BURIED ALIVE. BURIED ALIVE. IT'S LIKE AN EDGAR ALLAN POE STORY.
27) "You know how the island talks to Locke? The island told him you're a manipulative bitch."
28) HAHAHA IT BROUGHT ALL THE BOY SPIDERS.
29) SO BURIED ALIVE
30) OMFG MINOR KEY