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RANDOM LOST THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK
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1) WHAT THE FUCK?
2) WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
3) YES, SAWYER, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THE HELL NIKKI IS TOO
4) NO, NIKKI, DON'T TRUST XERXES. HE WILL OFFER YOU RICHES AND THEN KILL YOU AND ENSLAVE YOUR PEOPLE
5) SHANNON AND BOONE
6) Best way to bring back characters EVER by using the lame throwaway character you just killed!
7) NO NOT XERXES TOO. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE PERSIAN EMPIRE?
8) Hahaha Hurley so watched CSI
9) LOCKE KNEW BECAUSE THE ISLAND TOLD HIM
10) ARZT! ARZT! THE PROFESSOR! FUCKING AWESOME. THIS IS SO AWESOME
11) OMG THE ARZT/NIKKI.
12) Also, I love the fact that it's obvious Sawyer uses nicknames because he honestly can't remember anyone's names. And now he's paying for it.
13) OMG ARZT'S NAME IS LESLIE
14) Whoa, the plane? The hatch? This is fucking trippy.
15) Love all the instant foreshadowing.
16) This whole episode is totally hilarious, it's like, hey, let's take all these random things that didn't actually mean anything the first time and tie them all together. And then kill off the characters we center it on! Awesome!
17) Locke: The island told me you shouldn't bury it there!
18) Dude, I love the idea that Xerxes and Xena knew everything ahead of time and NEVER DID ANYTHING. Actually, I can't decide whether to call her Xena or Sydney Bristow.
19) Aww, lame superpower. Poor Desmond. If even Hurley thinks your superpower is lame...
20) VINCENT WANTS THEM TO INSPECT THE BODIES MORE
21) Yes, Charlie. We all guessed that. HAHAHAH you and your Catholic guilt.
22) This show is so much funnier after Paolo played Xerxes.
23) Yes, Sawyer, be all angsty and shirtless after the girl bitched you out and tried to take your gun. You're super good at that. Also, I love how the preview tried to make it like Sawyer or Jin killed each other.
24) HURLEY IS THE BEST AT EULOGIES. "It appears you killed each other for diamonds."
25) Oooh we have a major major character development. Oooh. Sawyer threw away diamonds.
26) OMG BURIED ALIVE. BURIED ALIVE. IT'S LIKE AN EDGAR ALLAN POE STORY.
27) "You know how the island talks to Locke? The island told him you're a manipulative bitch."
28) HAHAHA IT BROUGHT ALL THE BOY SPIDERS.
29) SO BURIED ALIVE
30) OMFG MINOR KEY
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Poe! Poe buries EVERYONE alive! EVERYONE!

And the thing with the spiders was freaking hilarious. As soon as she did it you could see it coming.

And at least we know Arzt got some before he died.

So, Paolo and Nikki: Zombies?

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THEY CAN GO BE FRIENDS WITH CHRISTIAN SHEPARD

They have to show up somehow, because Locke told Palo things don't stay buried on the island. And Locke would know. Because the island talks to him.

This is really like traditional old-school zombification, too - a poison that makes people appear dead and puts them in a helpless state.

Hahaha! Seriously SILLIEST EPISODE. Buuuut enjoyable! And Arzt, SO glad we got to see him again!

HURLEY IS THE BEST AT EULOGIES WORD. laughing soo hard at the part.

I'm just really happy Arzt got some before he died!

And I want Hurley to give MY eulogy!

OMG, that episode RULED! And from the bottom of my Pacific Time Zone heart, thank you for putting your thoughts behind a cut.

No problem!

And it was freaking hilarious!

I cracked up at "it appears you killed each other for diamonds." WTF. FANTASTIC.

I ♥ Sawyer! This really makes up for shittiest episode ever last week.

I didn't mind last week, only, Locke's dad pushed him out a window and there was not much more to say about that. It seemed like too much build up and not enough crack.

This was all crack, all the time.

And that is awesome.

BKV brings all the crack to the yard!

I'm not sure that was so much Sawyer giving away the diamonds as putting them in a safe spot where none of the other lostaways would mess with them.

So is Sawyer going to come back at night to dig them up and save them from certain death?

I don't know. I kind of felt like the dramatic music and the look on his face meant it was MR. SUPER CHANGE OF HEART moment.

But it's like a magical box that only Sawer can open! Only by box I mean grave full of people who were alive when they got put in there.

I think they will run out of air before Sawyer remembers that a change of heart isn't worth 8 mil.

I think the god-king Xerxes can survive a little thing like lack of oxygen.

Then so can the wonder girl stripper super spy.

They will probably show up in another 2 1/2 seasons, with another convincing explination for why no one noticed them before.

I am so excited because I didn't realize until the end that this was Vaughn's first real episode. And it was cool.

And I just realized Vincent knew the whole time!


1) Vincent is seriously still alive?!

I love your LOST reviews. Thanks for the cut - I only just now got to watch it.

2) Actually, I think Vincent is another one of the dead bodies the monster inhabits. Notice the dog is the one who comes back and is like no, dude, these guys aren't dead. He always comes just in time to lead people to important dooming plot points.

And thanks!

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