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IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE QUIZ
bawkbawk
teaberryblue
Poll #956764 CHEEZ PLANX

Yes
9(20.0%)
No
2(4.4%)
I ate the Cheez Planx
14(31.1%)
WHAT ARE CHEEZ PLANX?
20(44.4%)

The Cheez Planx are:

Cheddar
8(18.6%)
Stilton
8(18.6%)
Mozzarella
13(30.2%)
In my tummy
14(32.6%)


I totally saw this sign in Delaware. It's across the street from my grandparents' house.

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IT'S CHEDDAR. CHEDDAR MAKES FOR A BETTER PLANK. IT IS FIRM AND ORANGE. CHEDDAR WINS. THE END.

STILTON IS BLUE AND DIGNIFIED

IT SO DOES NOT YOU OPPRESSING CHEDDAR LOVER.

there's a sign by the midas store that says "If I were in muffler I midas." wth? I'd say engrish except this is kansas.

that and the discount cigarette place has a giant bald eagle scooping up a fish on top of their sign as a WEATHER VANE. HELLO HICK!

If you were in muffler? If I were in muffler, I asparagus, personally, but hey, it takes all kinds.

And that sounds like an awesome weathervane.

THE(?) EASY PLAN X!

CH-EE-Z PLAN-X!

Isn't it obvious?

Maybe it's a dog or something. Made of cheddar. And in my tummy.

"Woof woof"

"Hey, go walk Cheez Planx before he pees all over!"

And leaves a ricotta residue?

Oh, man, a dog that peed ricotta would be my best friend.

No, it woudn't. Because it would not be friends with anyone who does not accept ricotta as a CHEESE.

Yeah, well, you and your cheating smoothie-man can call your ricotta whatever you want.

Thank you. We will. While we are having RICOTTA CHEESE SMOOTHIES without you.

*Cries into her smoothie cup*

PLEEZ THANX FOR THE CHEEZ PLANX


YOU RHYMED THEM AND GAVE THEM MANNERS.

Yay now they have a motto :-D

now I want cheeeeeese!!

That is silly. They should speak English in Delaware, not Engrish!!

I don't think it's Engrish! I think it's Cheezy Piraxe

When I went to Bucks Co., PA with the Dems this fall the churches had awesome signs.

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Cheez Planx.

I assume they're some kind of children's snack food, because otherwise they'd be "Cheese Planks" which is how adults spell it.

Otherwise I will be forced to conclude that they are, in fact, X-TREME CHEEZ PLANX.

With XTREEM CHEDDAR FLAVOR!

All this cheese makes me crave watching Tarantino movies.

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