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How to shorten Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by 500 pages
cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
http://london.craigslist.org/laf/304872107.html
http://london.craigslist.org/laf/304875071.html


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No one has replied to either of them yet! :-(

Harry is definitely not going to save the world if this is the best he can do. L.V.'s add is much more tempting.

He should have had Hermione write it, really.

Did you find these, or write them, I must know?

(*love*, either way XD )

Guilty.

One of my other lj friends used Craigslist for the first time, and somehow it led me to that.

Life would be so much easier for the Wizarding World if they'd just get with it and start using the internet.

OotP with the Internet:

BoyWhoL1ved80: Srs! R U kdinaped?
AngstyPup: no i'm rite here. kreacher is lookin at the fire 4 sum reazin. whassup?
BoyWhoL1ved80: Sum1 is tryin 2 keel u1!1@12!11
AngstyPup: 0 n0ez! I stay h0mez!
BoyWhoL1ved80: ok good.

No one has answered either ad yet :-( I wonder why?

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STILL NO RESPONSES!

YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE WOULD AT LEAST WANT TO BE SPARED IN THE MUGGLE HOLOCAUST

Tea, you are my favorite person ever.

Wow, I don't even remember that plotline. I think I accidentally blocked HFB out of my memory.

*nominates for Best Of*

This rocks! :)

HAHAHA if that makes best of I will wet myself maybe.

The win! I love LV's more, though. Muggle holocaust indeed. And another part of him lol. Reeaally.

Haha thanks. I wrote LV's first, I think that's why it's funnier. That and because he probably had his Craigslist-trolling minion write it.

I think liret said up above, if it were up to these ads, Voldy would so get the locket.

HAHAHAHA! That's freaking amazing!

You really can find anything on craigslist!

I wish it wasn't illegal to misrepresent items for sale, or I would SO put up an eBay ad from Regulus.

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