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How to shorten Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by 500 pages
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Harry is definitely not going to save the world if this is the best he can do. L.V.'s add is much more tempting.

He should have had Hermione write it, really.

Yes. I think we all know what would happen if the final showdown between good and evil was a battle of verbal skills.

Harry: HEY! DOESN'T CAPSLOCK COUNT FOR ANYTHING?

Voldemort: Your capslock of rage . . . can not stand . . . against my dark ellipsis. . . .

Hermione: Quiver in fear at the massive girth of my vocabulary, bitches!


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