Grandpa: Well, you can, but you might freeze.
Daddy: Well, I need to go take a shower, because I hear that in Delaware on Good Friday, all the Christians get together and find a suitable likeness and crucify him, and I want to be clean before I get hung on the cross.
Mommy: A suitable likeness of what?
Daddy: Christ the Lord. I look JUST LIKE Chocolate Jesus, except that I'm vanilla.