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WHY DON'T I SPEND MORE TIME AROUND MY FATHER?
cap, captain miss america
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Daddy: Can I shower outdoors?

Grandpa: Well, you can, but you might freeze.

Daddy: Well, I need to go take a shower, because I hear that in Delaware on Good Friday, all the Christians get together and find a suitable likeness and crucify him, and I want to be clean before I get hung on the cross.

Mommy: A suitable likeness of what?

Daddy: Christ the Lord. I look JUST LIKE Chocolate Jesus, except that I'm vanilla.


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... dude. My father might be a drama queen, but he has nothing at all on your dad. Maybe you should spend more time around him - I reckon you could have a blog dedicated solely to his musings on life. He'd have a fan following in no time.

I'm kind of thinking about it. I kind of want to invite him to live with me and make a living blogging about him. Because he is just that cool.

I'm definitely seeing slogan t-shirts. Possibly of the variety that don't actually make any sense unless you're in the crowd who knows what they're quoting, but yeah.

I swear that sounds like a conversation with Grendel.

Lynette has said that in the past.

I am really, really tempted to get them in the same room together.

OKAY! IF YOU CAN GET GRENDEL I WILL GET MY FATHER

Hahahahah that is hilarious!

He is! It's like living with 24/7 entertainment you don't have to pay for!

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