tea berry-blue (teaberryblue) wrote,
tea berry-blue
teaberryblue

WHY DON'T I SPEND MORE TIME AROUND MY FATHER?

Daddy: Can I shower outdoors?

Grandpa: Well, you can, but you might freeze.

Daddy: Well, I need to go take a shower, because I hear that in Delaware on Good Friday, all the Christians get together and find a suitable likeness and crucify him, and I want to be clean before I get hung on the cross.

Mommy: A suitable likeness of what?

Daddy: Christ the Lord. I look JUST LIKE Chocolate Jesus, except that I'm vanilla.
Tags: chocolate jesus, daddy
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