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LOST POST OF THE WEEK
cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
Haven't done one in a while, but this ep is asking for it!



1) liret: locke's dad already has the kidney. he really doesn't need to try for an extra finger.
teaberryblue: HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

2)liret: now there's someone whowould make a really good zombie, though.
teaberryblue: BECAUSE DADDY IS THE REAL SAWYER
liret: yes!

3)liret: I love ben. 'the magic box is a metaphor, you idiot.'

4) Stupid Sawyer with no shoes on!

5) Hurley: so, uh, my girlfriend died...can I have this one?
Sayid: Nuh, uh, are you kidding? Mine did, too, and I'm the hot one!

6)liret: so is sayid going to fall for her or torture her?
teaberryblue: he's going to have to fight it out with hurley!
liret: I'm not sure who I'd bet on in that fight
teaberryblue: it depends on whether it involves torture or eighties references
liret: or ping-pong
teaberryblue: that too

7) This is getting WAY drawn out, man. Seriously. This had better be good. If daddy is just the real Sawyer and it's this big secret we've all known since season one with no twist, I will be v. disappointed.

8) liret: I am not normally a fan of patricide, but Locke really just needs to kill his dad already.

9) Seriously, if Sawyer does the deed, Ben is so right. Locke won't have done it himself, he'll decide he's a coward and have another crisis of conscience.

10) Awww, Eyebrow Man is Locke's moral support. I was expecting him to tell him to get his kidney back!

11) It's the crazy car person! They're the Others!

12) HAHAHA THIS IS LIKE LET'S PLAY WITH EVERY THEORY THE FANS EVER HAD.

13) TOM SAWYER. ALL THE BAD GUYS STEAL NICKNAMES FROM BOOKS.

14) GEE, LOCKE. GEE, SAWYER. It took you that long to realize that was coming? Okay, at least there are still 20 minutes for a special twist! Maybe? Please?

15)liret: this is a lousy reveal
teaberryblue: I KNOW
teaberryblue: WE ALL KNEW THIS SEASON ONE
liret: and it's like, 'I'll just start randomly talking about my con man history while the dramatic music plays!'

16) You ever been to Jasper, Alabama? I have a letter for you!

17) YES SCORE!

18) Blah blah blah blah BEST RESPONSE EVER!

19) SOMEONE HAS AN OVERDEVELOPED SENSE OF VENGEANCE.

20) AND DADDY HAS SIX FINGERS.

21) liret: 'My name isn't really Sawer. You killed my father. Prepare to die!'
teaberryblue: DID YOU SEE WHAT I JUST WROTE IN MY LJ?
liret: HAHAHAHA

22) liret: Daddy does get points for not going through the whole doublessly boring and tragic letter.

23) Wait, so are ALL the hospital shows doing weddings this year?

24) OH GO KATE. "NO ONE LIKES YOUR GIRLFRIEND, JACK! SHE'S A MY LITTLE PONY, DAMMIT!"

25) Awww, Sawyer would so not have spent his whole life searching for this guy if he knew all it was going to do was make him puke.

26) HE HAD IT COMIN' HE HAD IT COMIN' HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME.

27) WTF LOCKE? STOP BEING MYSTIC FUCKWAD. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING MAGIC BOX.

28) Oh, god, they are so milking the purgatory metaphor now.

29) liret: hahaha maybe ben will be like 'carrying the body was a metaphor, you idiot.'

ADDED LATER BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ON PACIFIC TIME:

30) gildedage: She HAS got to stop having sex with Sawyer otherwise she's going to get preggers
gildedage: TRUE FACT
teaberryblue: YES BUT THEN SHE WOULD DIE
teaberryblue: AND THEN SAWYER CAN HOOK UP WITH, UM. SOMEONE ELSE
teaberryblue: MAYBE THEY CAN ALL BE GAY
teaberryblue: THEN NO BABIES
gildedage: YAY

31) gildedage: i wish sayid dug holes everyday

32) gildedage: kil the pig kill the PIG kill THE PIG KILL THE PIG!!!!
gildedage: that is how i feel about the others and locke's dad

33) gildedage: aw, now Locke is a historian.
gildedage: this is a bad episode
teaberryblue: yes, it is
gildedage: i want the bencentric episode

34)
gildedage: i like how the black rock is the island walmart.



ALSO ETA:

gildedage and I JUST FIGURED SOMETHING OUT!

You know how they are making the Addison spinoff show from Gray's?

IT IS NOT REALLY AN ADDISON SPINOFF SHOW. SHE IS REALLY MOVING TO LOST. SHE IS GOING TO THE ISLAND SO JULIET CAN HELP HER HAVE A BABY.

ALSO, SO SHE CAN HAVE LOTS OF NEW BOYFRIENDS. (thank you, liret)
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"SHE'S A MY LITTLE PONY, DAMMIT!"

XD Do explain that one!

"HE HAD IT COMIN' HE HAD IT COMIN' HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME."

LOL.

"hahaha maybe ben will be like 'carrying the body was a metaphor, you idiot.'"

Again, LOL.

Hahaha, whenever I see/hear/anything my little ponies I think of aku.

Ahem:


Behold, Juliet the My Little Pony!

LOL.

Dude. That's hilarious.

It is so completely accurate.

OH

My God

I am so creeped out by how much that pony resembles Juliet. Freaky. And hysterical.

Plus a little bit of Minnie Driver.

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Sorry! I think the last couple I was insanely busy doing other stuff! Actually, one, I was, and the other I was like "BORING EP NO!"

"NO ONE LIKES YOUR GIRLFRIEND, JACK! SHE'S A MY LITTLE PONY, DAMMIT!"

Is this like the Animaniacs "_____ is chicken! A giant chicken, I tell you!" gag?

Actually, yes. That is what it originally said, in fact!

Then I changed it because of aku's pony!

26) HE HAD IT COMIN' HE HAD IT COMIN' HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who did that. :D

Haha I know at least two other people who did it, too!

Jessi tells me that you're a really awesome movie fanatic :D
May I friend you??

Hahahaha she means I am a huge dork.

Absolument! Go for it!

Don’t Tell the Kids

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Some may feel squeamish about eating it, but rabbit has a fan base that grows as cooks discover how easy they are to raise — and how good the meat tastes.

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