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1) WTF EMILY YOU CAN DO IT! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OTHER THAN MAYBE BEN'S MOMMY, BUT YOU CAN DO IT.
2) AND YOU ARE GOING TO BLEED OUT NOW?
3) COME ON, EMILY! I BELIEVE IN YOU!
4) YES AND YES.
5) POOR BEN HAS NO MOMMY.
6) NO, Ben, I don't remember birthdays! What are those?
7) OH LOCKE YOU STUPIDDY MC STUPID.
8) THE BODY WAS A METAPHOR, YOU IDIOT.
9) Okay this has nothing to do with the show, but what is up with Cingular/AT&T? They spent all this money changing their name to Cingular and now they want to be AT&T again? It's like the plot of The Namesake only without the Indian kid!
10) HE IS THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM.
11) This reminds me of the last ASoUE book now. NO NOT THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. ISHMAEL.
12) BABY BEN.
13) OMG HIPPIES. MR. GOODSPEED. HIPPIES. NA-MA-STE, MAN.
14) I think Hurley must have learned to talk from these guys.
15) THE MY LITTLE PONY IS A CHICKEN, I TELL YOU! A GIANT CHICKEN.
16) What the fuck is up with eyepatch dude? DOES HE REALLY HAVE AN EYE UNDER THERE?
17) HAY WHY DOES CRAZY-ISLAND-TALKING GUY GET TO MEET JAKEY/WAKEY?
18) Also, I am shipping JacobXEveryone now. Just so you all know. In the style of the Heroes writing staff, I am calling this ship, "Jeveryone."
19) WTF, Locke?
20) "Yes, I did." Hahaha, he said it, too.
21) Oooh, Daddy-daughter tension.
22) Awww, and she remembered his birthday.
23) I am totally waiting for Jacob to be a tree of horseradish apples.
24) DUCK AND COVER.
25) So...so, do we get to find out HOW BED GOT CREEPY? Is this like Hannibal Rising where he EATS THE LITTLE GIRL?
26) WAIT WAIT IS BEN REALLY HARRY POTTER?
27) YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY.
28) I am expecting them to get to Jacob and have Jacob either be Skeletor or one of the inhabited dead people, or, like Vincent. Wouldn't that be awesome?
29) NOW BEN. TOUCH THE PLACE ON THE DOLL WHERE THEY DID BAD TOUCH.
30) His little girlfriend is totally going to die. Or he's going to eat her. Or she's going to get Avada Kedavrad by the Dark Lord.
31) This is totally how James Potter would have been if Lily had died and not him. That's because Ben is Harry Potter.
32) Also, Ben gets an A+ for daddy issues now!
33) DEAD MOMMY ON THE ISLAND. SHE CAN HAVE TEA WITH EKO'S BROTHER AND CHRISTIAN SHEPARD.
34) "JACK IS TEH EVIL NOW."
35) Because you fucking freaks keep everything from us. Also, I'm a chicken. A giant chicken.
36) Okay, where's the Knight Bus when you need it?
37) MAGIC RABBIT.
38) PHALLIC MOUNTAIN.
39) Oh, someone saw the Mirror of Erised.
40) This is the episode where they ran out of lighting budget for the season!
41) IT'S THE FLY
42) WAIT NO, IT'S POLTERGEIST. CAROL ANNE, COME TO THE LIGHT, CAROL ANNE!
43) So...now we can't pay actors either so we have invisible characters? Sweet. Good job, guys.
44) So, um, this Traveler show? Have television studios finally picked up on the concept of just making REALLY SLASHY BUDDY PAIRS?
45) Wow, speaking of slashy pairings, they are really pumping up the...umm...Len? Bocke? Lenry? Benrocke?
46) THIS IS THE DOLL OF THE GIRL I ATE TO SURVIVE.
47) Hey, Benry! This year for your birthday, we're going to give you a creepy accent you never had before!
48) AHHH BEN IN THE MICROBUS. AHHH AHH LOOK IT'S SKELETOR. BENRY'S DAD IS SKELETOR. OMG.
49) I take it back! Ben gets an A+++++ for daddy issues!
50) PLUS A COUPLE MORE PLUSSES FOR KILLING HIS DADDY
51) AND MORE FOR WATCHING.
52) OMFG BEN WHAT DID YOU DO?
53) YAY MORE SKELETORS. ALL SKELETORS FRIENDS TOGETHER.
54) Oh, way to piss off the guy the island actually is on friendly terms with, Ben.
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YES. BEST ENDING OF LOST EVER.

And I was thinking of your recap when, as they approached the cabin, my brother and I were saying all the things "Jacob" could be -

D - "It's the shadow monster"
Me - "It's the polar bear"
D- "It's totally the shadow monster"
Me - "It's the evil bunny!"

I WAS SO HAPPY FOR THE SKELETORS.

Hahahaha evil bunny. The evil bunny was awesome.

This episode was absolutely one for capslocking.

I KNOW! I was like, writing, and I was like, wait, why am I capslocking EVERYTHING I'm writing? And so I was seriously going through on ads and trying to figure out what didn't need to be capslocked. And I couldn't find very much!


Man, I was watching it on my lunch break at work (When I always watch it, as I have no TV at home for watching it when it's on), and people kept calling. I totally probably made my company look retarded to this one person who called because I couldn't get my thoughts straight and kept stumbling over words because my brain was still on Lost.

I hate answering the phone on my lunch break. Especially on Thursdays.

Awww shit, I'm sorry!

And that was seriously one where like, every time I turned away for a sec I was like OMG WTF DID I MISS?

Mostly OMG WTF DID YOU FUCKING DO LOCKE AND OR BEN?

I need to rewatch it.

Well, I paused it, so I didn't miss anything, but still! I was all "Buh! Little Ben! Jacob! Annie? Skellingtons! (I am wearing my Skeleton shirt today!) Bunny! Lollerlocke! Volcanic Ash? CREEPY."

So when my brain is going like that, it is hard to explain wedding packages to people.

"Do you shoot weddings on Mondays?"
"That depends! WHY WON'T YOU AGE AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!"

"Do you shoot weddings on Mondays?"

"Shoot!? WHO'S SHOOTING WHO NOW?"

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