1) I'm not sure what I think about this whole JACK HAVING SECRETS WE DON'T KNOW thing.
2) OMG JACK AND JULIET PSYCHO. PSYCHO.
3) WHAT THE FUCK JACK? WTF?
4) When they show up...BENRY FALL DOWN GO BOOM?
5) liret (10:05:23 PM): I like the kaboomy plan
liret (10:07:12 PM): it kind of almost makes up for jack being useless all season
6) Awww Charlie has the same weather I do!
7) Wow, Charlie has like the OPPOSITE OF WALT POWERS.
8) And Charlie joins the MASSES OF GUYS HITTING ON THE NEW CHICK.
9) AWW CHARLIE BIG DEAD ROCKSTAR.
10) Oh no, now Charlie wants to play hero so he can be a ROCK LEGEND.
11) Boy, Benry loves the children's book references.
12) I want Benry and Sawyer to go head to head in the book nerd Ultimate Death Match now.
13) "You are, Charlie..."
15) OMG BABY CHARLIE
16) EVEN BABY CHARLIE IS EMO.
17) Charlie's Daddy Issues are so far FTF. Because they are so far NOT ISSUES. No wonder he has to die!
18) liret (10:18:01 PM): and I want Locke and Ben to be friends again, and dead Boone to come back, and the polar bear. And a pony. but not Kate's pony because she's been worse then Jack.
19) This sounds like the plot of various aSoUE books.
20) Man, Jack. Way to choose a time to be a DICKWAD
21) YAY ROSE AND BERNARD.
22) Hey! Look! Look! Hiawatha!
23) Or DUMBASS KID AGAIN. Dude.
24) Hahaha for a sec I thought the SUV ad was part of the show cause it's on a beach.
25) "What happened to John?"
"He fell behind."
26) liret(10:25:53 PM): I think there is a double standard for how agressively randomly appearing people are treated by the lostaways depending on if they are a cute girl or not.
teaberryblue(10:26:13 PM): they haven't been very nice to juliet.
liret(10:26:42 PM): true. but she wasn't tackled into the ground, either.
teaberryblue(10:26:52 PM): that's only because of jack
teaberryblue(10:27:00 PM): AND KATE DID
liret(10:27:03 PM): Sawer has an impressive tackle, though.
teaberryblue(10:27:04 PM): KATE TACKLED HER LOTS
liret(10:27:12 PM): OH RIGHT
teaberryblue(10:27:17 PM): BECAUSE SHE WANTS HOT GIRLSEZ
teaberryblue(10:27:21 PM): SEX
liret(10:27:27 PM): but that doesn't count because it was hot
liret(10:27:32 PM): and in the mud
teaberryblue(10:27:44 PM): but it was aggressive
liret(10:28:07 PM): but in a much better way
27) ALEX= Daddy issues yes.
28) Oh boy, do we find out how Charlie becomes a junkie?
29) Aww BROTHER ISSUES.
30) Awww I LOVE YOU TURNIPHEAD. Cute
31) SAY I LOVE YOU CLAIRE YOU DUMMY. NOT JUST TO THE BABY.
32) Okay, cutest romance on the show. Which is saying a lot considering how dumb it was at first.
33) HAHAHAHAHA OMG THE OASIS COMPARISON.
34) YES CHARLIE BE A HERO.
35) Guys, was that Nadia?
36) GO BERNARD.
37) OMG I LOVE HURLEY. HURLEY IS GOING TO SAVE CHARLIE AND AWW.
38) Because I'm not coming back!
39) DUDE CHARLIE THAT WAS UNCOOL.
40) OMG HUG. HUG.
41) Awww Hurley. This is so sad.
42) Awww ring. Turniphead, you are officially Charlie's baby.
43) WTF FLASHBACK?
44) Wait when was Charlie not a CYNICAL ADDICT at the beginning of the show?
45) TOP TEN AWESOME THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO CHARLIE. It's like High Fidelity, the analog version. Doubled.
46) AUGH STOP THE FREAKING SUSPENSE. KILLING DESMOND IS WORSE THAN KILLING CHARLIE. CHARLIE IS GOING TO PLAY HERO AND LIVE AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
48)liret (10:56:40 PM): this is a horrible, horrible choice! two of the three best accents of the show!
liret (10:56:58 PM): they are both too pretty to listen to to be allowed to drown.
49) Thank you for making the right choice and saving the hot one, Charlie.
50) This is totally like whatsit-- Poseidon Adventure.
51) Oh, fuck you, Lost.