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1) is that Jack with a beard?
2) Is it?
3) WTF?
4) Okay, so this is like It's a Wonderful Life, but, you know, with a car crash? So do bad things happen to other people to keep these people alive? Is this going all Intacto on us?
5) IS IT CRAZY CAR WRECK DUDE? AGAIN?
6) I AM A DENTIST. I AM NOT RAMBO.
7) Awww Hurley with Aaron. Cute.
8) Awww all the couples splitting up. And Hurley looks all badassy. Hurley never looks badass.
9) BERNARD IS SO RAMBO.
10) liret (9:09:04 PM): it is a really good thing Jack has managed to stay clean-shaven while on the island. because that was just not pretty.
11) INVISIBLE SUBMARINE.
12) Aw, damn, and I was waiting for them to say "Who the hell is Juliet?"
13) "I lied."
14) Hahaha yes.
15) HO FUCK. OH MY GOD SHOOTOUT. AMAZING.
16) COME ON BERNARD. BE RAMBO.
17) NO SHIT, KATE.
18) Agh Sarah what are you doing here? Also, the beard. Really needs to go. Stupid Jack.
19) KILLING MYSELF YO
20) liret(9:22:10 PM): THANK YOU ROSE liret (9:22:21 PM): I elect Rose new leader
21) NO DON'T SHOOT JIN.
22) BE RAMBO. BE RAMBO BERNARD.
23) Ooh, bitter Sawyer. Oooh, lovers' quarrel . Hahaha only person on the island who likes the nicknames.
24) OH SHIT DESMOND ENDS UP IN THERE TOO. OH SHIT.
25) Desmond saw his own death? Not Charlie's? Y/N?
26)"I was just...POPPING PILLS" Oh my god, Jack is crazy. JAck is like, BUT THIS COULD BE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.
27) Oh god, this is like group couples counseling on the rescue mission.
28) KATE IS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER MUDFIGHT OVER JACK
29) SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU ONE-EYED WILLIE
30) I DID THIS FOR THE ISLAND.
31) Oh, One-Eyed Willie! Don't listen to him!
32) NO ARE YOU? HAHAHAHA. Sawyer is like I WAS DRUNK.
33) Oh, Juliet. Why are you going back? FOR KATE DUH.
34) Oh man. Hurley. Remember the last time you went on a heroic mission? YOU GOT ARZT ON YOU.
35) Fuck you, Sawyer! You just left the lucky charm behind, you MORON!
36) OMG MOST OVERPROTECTIVE FATHER EVER. WHY? WHY? WTF?
37) Oh, Locke, party too hard with the Skeletors again? We knew the island would have your back.
38) Oh. Oh shit. Locke. Oh shit.
39) WALT? WALT? SHIT. IS WALT JACOB? Or is that Jacob being Walt? Or did Walt die so now he can be all spirity with Boone? EXCEPT WALK COULD DO THAT BEFORE AKADKSJKHAJHAS.
40) NEW PIRATES AD OMG SQUEE.
41) "I've got a rock in my shoe. And I'm a jealous bitch."
42) Oh yeah, Jack, rock out. That makes you a badass.
43) WTf? Since when is Jack Greg House?
44) liret (10:06:53 PM): ben's rhetoric skills are somehow more threatning then any amount of firepower
45) YOU TRUST INVISIDUDE?
46) OH GO ONE-EYED WILLIE.
47) HARPOON GUN. IT'S LIKE DEWEY DENOUEMENT.
48) Is this a WHOLE TWO HOUR JACK FLASHBACK? It's not even a good one :-(
49) OKAY JACK. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A FUCKWAD. AND NOT AS COOL AS HOUSE, EVEN IF YOUR SHOW IS BETTER-WRITTEN AND SOMEHOW MORE BELIEVABLE DESPITE ALL THE SUPERNATURAL SHIT.
50) liret (10:18:57 PM): I am less then pleased with this turn of
liret (10:19:11 PM): they better not have really killed
liret (10:20:09 PM): if they did, Rose is so going to be Rambo
teaberryblue (10:20:27 PM): MAYBE BERNARD WENT RAMBO
liret(10:20:27 PM): YES
51) BLOOD IN THE WATER? SHARK IN THE WATER?
52) Thanks, Ben.
53) Kate: JACK, YOU SHITHEAD. Ben: YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR THREE MORE SEASONS. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF.
54) WE SO KNEW THAT WAS COMING.
55) HURLEY I LOVE YOU. OMG BEST RESCUE EVER.
56) "What were you doing on that bridge?" "FISHING!"
57) Oh, great, Jack, now you're giving the Book of Job answer.
58) YEA DUDE I SAVED THEM ALL.
59) GOOD VIBRATIONS AWESOME.
60) PENNY
61) THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE MYST
62) AW SHIT. BAD GUYS.
63) NO CHARLIE. NO.
64) THE KID IS PSYCHIC LIKE WALT. OH FUCK. FUCK. NO SAD BAD. SAD. OH MAN.
65) OH SHIT. OH SHIT. COME ON DESMOND. This is going to be so cool if they have to trust Ben. Oh Shit.
66) YES LOCKE. OH MAN. JACOB TOLD HIM TO DO IT. THE ISLAND MAY NOT BE TALKING TO BEN, BUT IT SURE IS TALKING TO LOCKE.
67) SHOOT JACK. HE'S A FUCKTARD ANYWAY.
68) THERE ARE STILL SEVEN MINUTES LEFT JACK. NOT GONNA BE THAT EASY.
69) "It's me! King of Drunkdialing!"
70) WTF FUTURE JACK? AHH. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
71) SHIT DID SAWYER DIE? WHO DIED?
72) "I'm a sicko and want to go back!"
73) Is this a Desmond flash? WHAT THE HELL. OH MY GOD.
74) OMFG THEY ARE NOT LEAVING US LIKE THAT. OH MY GOD.


IT IS IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. OH FUCK. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. LIKE I SAID AT THE BEGINNING. FUCK. HELL. FEBRUARY.
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I just came upstairs. I'm trying to pretend this show never existed.

It didn't. Future!Jack and Future!Kate are going to fix it.

ERRR WTF, LOST?

Soooo, all those Jack "flashbacks" were actually in the future, after they get off the island? I am of the opinion that those MUST have been some Desmond predictions or something, because they're obviously not getting off the island now, and who's to say they ever will?

ALSO, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE CHARLIE IS DEAD. HE COULD TOTALLY SLIP OUT THAT WINDOW. OR DESMOND COULD RESCUE HIM. BUT HE CAN'T DIIIIEEEEE. ;_;

(Also, instead of locking himself in and drowning, why not grab Desmond and swim back out the way they came?)

New plan! Future Kate & Jack go back in time to save Charlie. Because he CAN NOT DIE NOOO.

I'M IN UR LJ, STEALING UR IDEAS.

MAYBE SAM BECKETT WILL LEAP INTO JACK.

And they will put right what once went wrong!

AND HOPING EACH TIME THAT THE NEXT LEAP WILL BE THE LEAP HOME.

OMG JACOB=ZIGGY.

I'm still holding onto hope that he's alive. Really, we've only seen him all floaty in the water -- he can still be saved! THERE'S STILL TIME, HE HAS TO LIVE.

PS: What happened to Future!Kate's freckles? Between her all made up and Jack with that monster beard, I hardly recognized either of them.

She's wearing the makeup to disguise herself from the cops. The changing haircolors didn't work, but covering up the freckles sure did.

The whole time they seemed more of an alternate-future than an actual flash-forward to me. I was kind of going with the multiple existences route (they're already both dead and on an island, right?), but a flash would follow the same way. Though you think they'd have linked it a little more? What was weird was it didn't seem like it was accessible to any character-- maybe it would be clearer if I rewatched it. Hmmmmm.

Maybe that's why Ben doesn't want off the island, because he doesn't want to risk going to a bad future?

That's kind of a cool idea. Although I was wondering if Dharma people were responsible for the dead airplane bit.

When it became obvious it was the future, I was racking my brain and like, fuck, why didn't I figure this out, although I think really early on I was like, so is Jack off the island, and then was like, naaah, because he kept talking about his father being alive and stuff. The bit at the pharmacy made sense, he was lying, but he made so many "ask my father" comments...it just seemed like a cheap way to deliberately throw people off track because Jack wasn't together, but he wasn't that messed up.

Heheh I got it when I saw Jack's phone. I imed a friend and was like, "Ummm when did Razrs come out?" and then looked it up and it was 2005-06.

The father thing still throws me of a little bit, especially in the hospital. Either Jack was wayyyy out of it or it wasn't real.

I've read some theories about how Desmond changing the future could have also changed the past, but I'm not sure-- that would be such a mess.

Well, the name of the funeral parlor was an anagram for "flash forward."

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OMFG HURLEY IS KING OF THE VW BUS.

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I think the words I yelled at my screen were "I WANT TO DO HIM."

I hate Lost.

CHARLIE OH MY GOD. Awful. Just awful.

*CRIES*

I hate it but I love it. And Oh Oh man. Oh man. So trippy.

FEBRUARY? No. Bad.

#74 = double-true

i'm thinking it's the half-way point. time to stop with the flashbacks and tell the rest through flashfutures. i'm into it. really. i think i am. hopefully.

also BEN IN THE COFFIN. or LOCKE.

Do you think Locke would leave the island? I don't think he would. Ben is a possibility. But I mostly think it's Sawyer only because they did that whole talking about "him" not letting Kate out and I think they want us to think that's Sawyer but it's really not. And because I can totally see Jack going and Kate not and him totally expecting her to have come. Locke's crazy mom would at least have been there if it was him. And Alex would have gone for Ben, even if she didn't like it.

47) HARPOON GUN. IT'S LIKE DEWEY DENOUEMENT.

I think this made the entire post and won an Internet.

Also, Jack is an idiot and Kate is a twelve year old girl.

QUICK CHECK DESMOND'S ANKLE BEFORE HE GETS AWAY

So I am a bit late on replying to this post...but OMG! Lost!

This show is seriously making me crazy. Flash forwards and alternate universe type things...Walt! I agree with you completely. February needs to get here soon.

And if they kill off Charlie....Grrr...that's what I have to say...GRRRRR!!!

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