1) is that Jack with a beard?
2) Is it?
4) Okay, so this is like It's a Wonderful Life, but, you know, with a car crash? So do bad things happen to other people to keep these people alive? Is this going all Intacto on us?
5) IS IT CRAZY CAR WRECK DUDE? AGAIN?
6) I AM A DENTIST. I AM NOT RAMBO.
7) Awww Hurley with Aaron. Cute.
8) Awww all the couples splitting up. And Hurley looks all badassy. Hurley never looks badass.
9) BERNARD IS SO RAMBO.
10) liret (9:09:04 PM): it is a really good thing Jack has managed to stay clean-shaven while on the island. because that was just not pretty.
11) INVISIBLE SUBMARINE.
12) Aw, damn, and I was waiting for them to say "Who the hell is Juliet?"
13) "I lied."
14) Hahaha yes.
15) HO FUCK. OH MY GOD SHOOTOUT. AMAZING.
16) COME ON BERNARD. BE RAMBO.
17) NO SHIT, KATE.
18) Agh Sarah what are you doing here? Also, the beard. Really needs to go. Stupid Jack.
19) KILLING MYSELF YO
20) liret(9:22:10 PM): THANK YOU ROSE liret (9:22:21 PM): I elect Rose new leader
21) NO DON'T SHOOT JIN.
22) BE RAMBO. BE RAMBO BERNARD.
23) Ooh, bitter Sawyer. Oooh, lovers' quarrel . Hahaha only person on the island who likes the nicknames.
24) OH SHIT DESMOND ENDS UP IN THERE TOO. OH SHIT.
25) Desmond saw his own death? Not Charlie's? Y/N?
26)"I was just...POPPING PILLS" Oh my god, Jack is crazy. JAck is like, BUT THIS COULD BE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.
27) Oh god, this is like group couples counseling on the rescue mission.
28) KATE IS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER MUDFIGHT OVER JACK
29) SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU ONE-EYED WILLIE
30) I DID THIS FOR THE ISLAND.
31) Oh, One-Eyed Willie! Don't listen to him!
32) NO ARE YOU? HAHAHAHA. Sawyer is like I WAS DRUNK.
33) Oh, Juliet. Why are you going back? FOR KATE DUH.
34) Oh man. Hurley. Remember the last time you went on a heroic mission? YOU GOT ARZT ON YOU.
35) Fuck you, Sawyer! You just left the lucky charm behind, you MORON!
36) OMG MOST OVERPROTECTIVE FATHER EVER. WHY? WHY? WTF?
37) Oh, Locke, party too hard with the Skeletors again? We knew the island would have your back.
38) Oh. Oh shit. Locke. Oh shit.
39) WALT? WALT? SHIT. IS WALT JACOB? Or is that Jacob being Walt? Or did Walt die so now he can be all spirity with Boone? EXCEPT WALK COULD DO THAT BEFORE AKADKSJKHAJHAS.
40) NEW PIRATES AD OMG SQUEE.
41) "I've got a rock in my shoe. And I'm a jealous bitch."
42) Oh yeah, Jack, rock out. That makes you a badass.
43) WTf? Since when is Jack Greg House?
44) liret (10:06:53 PM): ben's rhetoric skills are somehow more threatning then any amount of firepower
45) YOU TRUST INVISIDUDE?
46) OH GO ONE-EYED WILLIE.
47) HARPOON GUN. IT'S LIKE DEWEY DENOUEMENT.
48) Is this a WHOLE TWO HOUR JACK FLASHBACK? It's not even a good one :-(
49) OKAY JACK. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A FUCKWAD. AND NOT AS COOL AS HOUSE, EVEN IF YOUR SHOW IS BETTER-WRITTEN AND SOMEHOW MORE BELIEVABLE DESPITE ALL THE SUPERNATURAL SHIT.
50) liret (10:18:57 PM): I am less then pleased with this turn of
liret (10:19:11 PM): they better not have really killed
liret (10:20:09 PM): if they did, Rose is so going to be Rambo
teaberryblue (10:20:27 PM): MAYBE BERNARD WENT RAMBO
liret(10:20:27 PM): YES
51) BLOOD IN THE WATER? SHARK IN THE WATER?
52) Thanks, Ben.
53) Kate: JACK, YOU SHITHEAD. Ben: YOU JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR THREE MORE SEASONS. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF.
54) WE SO KNEW THAT WAS COMING.
55) HURLEY I LOVE YOU. OMG BEST RESCUE EVER.
56) "What were you doing on that bridge?" "FISHING!"
57) Oh, great, Jack, now you're giving the Book of Job answer.
58) YEA DUDE I SAVED THEM ALL.
59) GOOD VIBRATIONS AWESOME.
61) THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE MYST
62) AW SHIT. BAD GUYS.
63) NO CHARLIE. NO.
64) THE KID IS PSYCHIC LIKE WALT. OH FUCK. FUCK. NO SAD BAD. SAD. OH MAN.
65) OH SHIT. OH SHIT. COME ON DESMOND. This is going to be so cool if they have to trust Ben. Oh Shit.
66) YES LOCKE. OH MAN. JACOB TOLD HIM TO DO IT. THE ISLAND MAY NOT BE TALKING TO BEN, BUT IT SURE IS TALKING TO LOCKE.
67) SHOOT JACK. HE'S A FUCKTARD ANYWAY.
68) THERE ARE STILL SEVEN MINUTES LEFT JACK. NOT GONNA BE THAT EASY.
69) "It's me! King of Drunkdialing!"
70) WTF FUTURE JACK? AHH. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
71) SHIT DID SAWYER DIE? WHO DIED?
72) "I'm a sicko and want to go back!"
73) Is this a Desmond flash? WHAT THE HELL. OH MY GOD.
74) OMFG THEY ARE NOT LEAVING US LIKE THAT. OH MY GOD.
IT IS IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. OH FUCK. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. LIKE I SAID AT THE BEGINNING. FUCK. HELL. FEBRUARY.