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THE LEGEND OF JESS AND TEA'S EXCITING ADVENTURE.
cap, captain miss america
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Today, liret and I went to MORESCA for their annual summer open house! AND WHAT AN ADVENTURE IT WAS.





First, we went to The Ancient World to ask for directions because we were lost.

We inquired for directions with the Muses.

Then, Jess accidentally broke a priceless statue.

She desperately tried to fix it, but alas, we could not. SO WE RAN.

WE RAN TO THIS PLACE.

WHERE WE HAD TO LACE OURSELVES UP TIGHTER THAN ELIZABETH SWANN.

MORE LACIN'

THEN, WE GOT TO PRANCE AROUND

BEIN FAIRIES.

BACK

Then, Jess got corrupted by the hootchie-cootchie girls.

And I got corrupted by...Portia?

JESS IS A HOUSE TRAITOR. LOOK AT HER SPORTIN' GRYFFINDOR COLORS.

Then I got corrupted by Juliet.

SEE BACK

Jess fulfilled her lifelong ambition of becoming a harpist!

Then, in a sad turn, we went to the grocery story, where we met Milton, a dead piggie.

I went on a search to find all of his random body parts.

So we could purchase them

And conceive of a plot to piece him back together, wait for lighting AND BRING HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD.

POOR MILTON! FEEL HIS PAIN. THIS IS HIS SKIN! HIS SKIN! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOUR SKIN WERE WRAPPED UP AND REFRIGERATED?

I show Jess where to put Milton's kidney.

The lovely Countess Jess lounges on the veranda.

UNTIL AN EVIL PISKIE COMES TO PUT A SPELL ON HER

And corrupt the very essence of her mortal soul!

The piskie gives her one chance to redeem herself!

WHICH IS BY DANCING THE HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE DANCE.

REBUFFED, THE PISKIE LEAVES

TO PLOT REVENGE

But then, they repair their friendship!

And Countess Jess has the curse lifted!

And the piskie shows her the gate to Narnia

Where they live happily ever after

WITH DEAD PRANCER.


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DUUUUDE!!! I want your costumes and your dead animal heads! Haha that is so awesome.

We had so much fun! The Moresca stuff is AMAZING but you should find them when they're in TX, they do a few faires there, I think-- and you really need to try the stuff on.

XD This read like an Edward Gorey tale. I love it! You guys look like you had the best time!

We are going to write the COMPLETE ADVENTURES OF PIGGENSTEIN!

And hooray! I take that as high compliment!

We had an awesome, awesome day. Srsly. It was so cool. You should go up there sometime; you'd love it.

Jess pointed me over here to show me the pretties! So gorgeous! I adore that last dress you're in, especially! Such warm, inviting tones! Gah!

The clothes were all so totally, completely amazing. We both spent way more money than we'd planned to but were very, very pleased with our purchases. Now we just need somewhere to wear them properly!

Nice pictures, and nice costumes!
Looks like a fun day :D

Guh. I love Jess's corset, if only because it is awesome and I totally own the same one. It always ends up looking lighter on camera, doesn't it?

And in it, I am not Countess Jessi, but I am the DREAD. PIRATE. WEASLEY. And I'm really kind of awesome in it. ;) Man, I love my Moresca corset. So well made.

yes! I think that must be why I didn't think it was the same as yours!

That stuff was so great, and there was so much more I wanted to buy.

You look so cute in these pictures!

You're awesome. That's all.

OMG that looks like so much fun! And those costumes are fabulous!! I love your plotting revenge pic XD

It WAS so much fun! And then we had liver & bacon for breakfast!

Hee, looks like you had a great day!
But, I have to say - You *need* to go to Xanadu at some point. It was *just* that much fun.

LMAO

So jealous of the obvious fun you had.

Oh dear, that's ridiculously fabulous. Especially the corsets! Just make sure you have a convenient Jack Sparrow lookalike at hand in case you feel too constricted ;p

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