HOUSE
My father is totally being a freak and hiding things in weirdass places and seeing how long it takes my mom to find them. Right now, there is a Santa statue on one of the cross-beams in the kitchen. Oh, Daddy, daddy.
Also, the house has an intercom system. This means I totally have been calling my parents on the intercom at every possible opportunity.
Then, stolen from
balcarin because I thought this was fun:1) Make a list of 10 characters.
2) Assign each character a number.
3) Without telling anyone who's on the list or the character's assigned number, get questions from your flist about what they'd like to know about them. IE: "If 3 and 4 were trapped in a cave together with only a blanket and a toothpick, what would they do?" (The more random the better!)
4) Post the answers and who was who on the list.
1.
2. Radical Edward, Cowboy Bebop.
gildedage3. Mad-Eye Moody, Harry Potter.
ninepointfivemm4.
5. Death, Sandman.
ninepointfivemm6. Mr. Norrell, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell,
dancedarkly7. Amanda, Ugly Betty.
rhikat8.
9. Sunny Baudelaire, A Series of Unfortunate Events,
liret10. Audrey Horne, Twin Peaks,
dootsieSo ask away!
Question: "If #5, #9 and you were shackled (just feet!) in your own house (ehehehe) with a deck of card, a bottle of rum and... an axe, what would you guys be doing?"
In a duel to the finish for the fair #4, who would be victorious: #8 or #5? How long would the betrothal last before it was ended when the winner found #4 doing the nasty with #10?
#5, sadly, wins every duel eventually.
And I don't think there would be a problem there because #5 would take #10 away before it got to that point.
question: #2 and #7 have to go to work in an office and share a desk. What does it look like? Would they hire #8 to be their admin assistant?
#7 would think #8 was EW and grody and where did he get those whiskers? But #2 would probably traumatize #8 with hugs.
#10 likes smooth, slow jazz like they play on the jukebox on the local diner.
#1 is confronted with the supernatural. How do they react?
#4 goes to bed. What time of day/night is it when they do this?
#8 discovers the furry fandom. Does this upset them or make them happy?
#1 is waving at the mirror. And smirking.
At sundown. And up before dawn.
#8 tries to use wolfsbane on them.
Actually, Batman isn't on the list at all :-(
Ten brings sixteen pairs of high heeled shoes, a pink angora sweater, red nail polish, curlers, her negligee, and fake ID so she can pose as an FBI agent.
Number One and Number Nine are out to dinner together. What do they have, and what sorts of things would they discuss?
#9 foregoes the restaurant and prepares a gourmet meal herself out of the meager ingredients in #1's pantry, as #1 has little reason to regularly purchase food. The conversation revolves around the true nature of evil, whether people are born bad or become bad because bad things happen to them, and whether bad people can be redeemed. Both wonder if evil is all a question of perspective. #1 attempts to lure #9 to his service, but #9 bites #1's finger instead.