teaberryblue

Is this the playground that I always walk past near your place? I had no idea there was such... filth and debauchery present amongst America's youth! And here I thought we were in a new renaissance...

Yeah, it's the one right down the block!

I'm okay with everything except for the picture of the baby clawing it's way out of the mother's vagina. DDD:

Hahahaha. XD

Are you kidding? I'm tempted to make that into an icon.

I am kidding. It's just bizarre!

I myself am a fan of 'It's Perfectly Normal'. :D

I had to borrow my friends. I got the ancient, crappy period book that referred to pads as "sanitary napkins". The best part was when they talked about pads and how to use the belt, unless you get those new-fangled pads with wings.

And it sucks because I really want to read it again, but I don't want to look like a pedo in the Barnes Noble. XD

No, it's not. But that book is kind of awesome for the fact that the woman is taller and broader than the man.

You should hang out there.

Sexy things will simply begin to manifest before your eyes.

I am all kinds of amused. XD

And this icon seem appropriate.

I think you are intercepting someone's coded messages.

But if there's nothing out there, what was that noise?

I was just about to ask if you took it home... but you knew we'd all be dying to know.

That is absolutely fabulous.
Seriously, this person is probably sorely missing that book.
Maybe you should leave things for them to find? Like... condoms and notes of encouragement?

YOU CAN PRACTICE FOR OUR WEDDING NIGHT

ARE YOU BRINGING A PENIS?

YES. THE SURPRISE IS WHOSE.

NOT PUCKS KTHX

fuzzy wuzzy was a puck!
fuzzy wuzzy liked to -- what?

The sad thing is I would def read that book. o_o Handjobs are tricky, whatevs.

Yeah... I can't really argue as I definitely read a book like that about handjobs when I was in my first serious relationship, and you know what? ....It helped.

*hides*

I read the whole thing? It did not say anything remotely useful unless, like you don't know not to rip a guy's balls off.

Y HALO TOKEN MALE ON THE INTERNET. THX FOR THE VALUABLE INPUT.

Awesomesauce!

man, i hope you cleaned it off somehow before handling it. no pun intended.

I have to say that if I found the two items you found at or near the playground my kid plays at... I would be disturbed. That would secretly entertain me, but it would make me suspicious of strangers around the park with no kids.