There's John...
And Cindy...
And they live happily in one of their seven (they think) palatial estates.
John spends his days fielding questions from constituents about oil prices:
And fending off Larry Craig in the pool:
While Jill does the yard work:
And manages public relations:
...But who are these kids sucking face at the door?
They're so preoccupied they don't even notice Ann Coulter in a skanky dress.
Oh, look! It's Barack...
And Michelle!
The Obamas immediately make themselves at home, gettin' frisky in the hot tub:
Using the Egyptian cotton linens to have a pillow fight:
Raiding the Fridge:
And eating the McCain's leftover creme brulee while they talk about classical music.
If that weren't enough, they went and invited their friends to come crash the party:
That's Joe...
And Jill...
Joe won't shut up about how his wife is a doctor...
Or about how she teaches Community College
Generally, Joe just won't shut up
Even his wife gets a headache from listening and retreats to the hot tub.
But wait! There's a place where Joe can talk all day long! That's right, kids! THE INTERNET.
Joe talks about how he dislikes airplanes:
And the Middle East
And pollution.
Joe, is there anything you do like?
Aha! Foreign policy!
Up next in chapter 2: Here comes Alaska, there goes the neighborhood:
