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WooHoo in Oval Office, Part 2
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"Hello, Hillary? This is Barack. You're not going to believe this..."

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You Betcha!

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You can tell she's from a real, Pro-American part of the country by her jammies!

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She reads all the same newspapers we do in the rest of the US, because Alaska isn't a foreign country!

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She enjoys sports:

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And cares about the obesity epidemic in America:

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That is, when you can peel her off the First Dude:

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She even dreams about him!

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Meanwhile, unprecedented fundraising means that Barack is expanding his campaign to some unlikely demographics.

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And Joe is still talking.

About how he opposes commercial fishing:
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And corporal punishment:
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But he enjoys Harry Potter:
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And ice cream:
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Finally, even the internet gets sick of Joe, so Joe decides to give the bathroom mirror full access to his health records before the election:
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John is amazed to discover that you CAN see Russia from Sarah's house!
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Sarah, on the other hand, is amazed to discover first-hand that abstinence-only education doesn't work so well:
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But she's still hardcore enough to go fishing with Todd:
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And plot her ascent to the White House in 2012:
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And even deliver her own baby in the bathroom. Alone:
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Finally, after the world's fastest labor and most suspiciously small baby bump, Sarah welcomes Zamboni Thatcher Palin into the world!
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What's next for the folks at rancho McCain?

Will John take Barack out with the trash?
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Will Sarah discover Barack associating with the Weathermen?
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Are Sarah and Cindy having a lesbian affair?
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Or is Barack the one with a gay lover?
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And most importantly, will Joe ever shut up?

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Find out in Chapter 3: Hope and Change!

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I AM GLAD MY STAYING UP OBSCENELY LATE IS ENTERTAINING TO YOU!

Loooolllz. Zamboni! XD

Yes, Zamboni.

I always wanted a daughter named lawnmower.

This was an amazing way to start my day XD XD Thank you

I KNOW WHAT I AM NAMING MY FIRSTBORN!

God, I've been following this and it's hilarious! Bring on the lols, I say! More lols!

~CT

...you can actually fully have your sims nekkid and watch them go at it? Wtf when did that come out?

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE.
LOLOLOLOLOL.

BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL AMERICANS.

I love it!!!

Also, last night Barack said that he read all of the Harry Potter books with his daughter!!!! I knew I liked that guy for some reason :)

His favorite TV show is also Spongebob.

Zamboni Thatcher Palin
Ahahahahaha

Why do they ALWAYS give birth in the bathroom?!

I assume Thatcher is a hint to Palin's plans, and not actually meant to mean "one who thatches".

WHY HASN'T ANYONE SAID HOW TRAUMATIZING IT WAS TO HAPPEN UPON PALIN!SMEX IN THIS POST D:

But the lolz made up for it :D

I AM SORRY. BUT THINK: I HAD TO WATCH IT FIRST.

so priceless....

you win the internets!

Haha, thank you! I need to do a victory series but I haven't had time yet!

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