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cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
Dear Diary,

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Ever since Sarah got pregnant, Michelle has been eyeing those baby toys jealously. Until, one day, what she thought was food poisoning from that moose the Palins brought home...

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...Turned out to be morning sickness!

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Of course, ever since he found out, Barack has kind of gotten a big head about this...

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As the election nears, everyone is working hard. In spite of dismal performance in the polls, John is practicing his acceptance speech.

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Sarah is outlining the differences between her and Joe...

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And training her robot minions...

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And reminding people to protect marriage by voting Yes on Prop 8, because she has a lot of gay friends, but by golly, she doesn't want to have to go to a wedding with a Cher impersonator as the entertainment.

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Barack is practicing his rockstar posturing

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But Michelle totally has him beat...

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Even Todd is getting into the act by learning to read! Hop on Pop is hard, though!

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John got really fed up trying to fix the bathtub,

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So he called Joe the Plumber.

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Joe doesn't seem to have a license, but he says the problem with the pipes is socialism.

Meanwhile, with John spending every minute with his newfound best friend, Cindy is feeling lonely. So she has bought herself a new pet. Oddly, her parrot seems to know more than anyone else in the house about the economy:

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And global politics:

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Finally, Michelle gave birth to two lovely twin girls, Hope:

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And Change:

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So Barack doesn't have to worry about bringing Hope and Change to America anymore. Also, this makes ten people in the house who want my husband to shut up for, like, ten seconds:

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Everybody go vote!
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You are a rockstar, ma'am!

I'm really hoping that after tonight Palin can fade into obscurity and the answer to a Trivial Pursuit and/or Jeopardy question a few years from now.

LOL :D

Voted this morning! Yay!

Vote'd.
Seriously, I'm loving the drama. What will happen when the results are in? Will the liberal, gotcha parrot outsmart Sarah Palin? WILL Joe ever shut up?

HAHAHAHA the best thing about your comment is that the parrot is named Ted Stevens.

Oh no... I guess Sarah's handlers have been watching Fox News again...

Obama has a fair contingent of imaginary votes from the crowd over here; people are pretty excited.

I've been meaning to say this for a while, but it's been really interesting and informative to hear your take on things - thanks for sharing.

Joe doesn't seem to have a license, but he says the problem with the pipes is socialism.

You killed me ded XD

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