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A confession
cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
So, guys, for those of you who are not in hogwarts_elite, I usually make posts about H_E on filters, but today I'm not because I want this to be public. I have a confession to make. In light of recent wank involving sockpuppets, I need to inform you that I have a sockpuppet in each house.

Yes. Me. A prefect.

Not only have I managed to maintain a sockpuppet in every house, but all of my sockpuppets have managed to hold important community positions at one time or another. I've entered contests as all of them, and I've faked long IM conversations between them all that I've copy-pasted to some of you for "proof" of our existence. I've even run multiple chat agents so that I could be in the same chat room at once on all four different names. I've beta-tested my own contest entries. I've hit on myself in community-wide memes. Heck, I've ever entered Yule Ball contests with myself.

To top it all off, I've even undergone lengthy cosmetic procedures photoshopped elaborate images to make you all think that I am actually four people, when in fact, I am one.

HERE IS THE PROOF, H_E. HERE IT IS:





Yes, that's right. cacophonesque, liret, pikacharma, and your humble narrator, teaberryblue are all actually one person. Which explains why we are all so awesome.

hogwarts_elite, every time there is wank, I talk to so many of you, and it just ends up reminding me, in the end, of how cool most of you are-- how lucky I am to know you guys-- all ten of you pretending to be four hundred different people, that is-- and how super our community is. I have met some of my best real life and internet friends through H_E, and that is awesome and amazing. Don't stop the love, kids.

I KNEW IT. I knew you were all TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!

Shut up; you're also secretly me.

Holy shit! I have met you after all!

Hee, really, the wank just usually ends up bringing the bonding. ♥

It does! And I love you! Everyone has met me; they just don't know it!

That picture will never get old. BUT NOW IT IS EVEN MORE AWESOME. IT HAS ALL FIVE SORTS IN IT!!

lmao, did you even get the order correct? ie is Destiny the oldest member and Jess the newest and so on?

Er, I mean, OFF MY FLIST, YOU TRAITOROUS FIEND!

Edited at 2009-01-20 05:04 am (UTC)

Sadly, Pika was sorted first, I think. But we get an A for effort!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS

All my personalities love you back!

Start of post: Oh for fuck's sake.

End of post: Oh for fuck's sake XD

Love ya! :D

I LOVE YOU TOO. I could have used the pic with you in it, but you are not there anymore! Sadface.

I'm not a member of H_E, but I cracked the fuck up at this.

OMG WTF NOOOO!!! So... that time I met Destiny... I guess I'm not surprised. Okay, I admit it. I'm just jealous because I'm so obviously Ravenclaw that my attempts at sockpuppetry failed and I was DOOMED to hang out with the mouth-breathing Wikipedia editors. SADFACE.

Do you have fifteen sockpuppets all in Ravenclaw? I bet you correct your own Wikipedia edits to make it look more real!

It feels good to finally get this out in the open.

Were you suprised to find out you were actually me?

A most excellent reaction to the recent events!

<3

Well, I am still butthurt about that one squib vote I got on my one fake application that one time, but I will leave that rest for another day.

'struth.

Next me an Melsy will be confessing that all of the Gryffinpops are in fact various incarnations of us. XD And also that we are siblings. ourloveissoepicandforbidden


Also this means I've made out with you. Just sayin.

Of course you have! It was sexytimes.

I know literally next to NOTHING about Harry Potter and I still giggled insanely at the idea of you having like four laptops open, frantically trying to remember which personality you are right now...

The sad truth is that I totally did this once in an RPG, a long long time ago.

Yes, but on which account?!

I FAIL so bad. I thought you were serious till I got to the picture, and was like "Ech...I could see it" haha

I am serious! This is eleventy percent true!

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FOUR WERE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

ALTHOUGH I WISH YOU HAD MADE PIKA'S JOURNAL LESS PAINFUL

HEY WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

It was all about keeping up the RUSE, okay?!

WHATEVER, ALL THAT HOTNESS COULD NOT BE CONTAINED IN ONE PERSON.

Also, this entry is awesome.

The hotness is totally pastede on.