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AMERICAN IDOL THEORY
cap, captain miss america
teaberryblue
Guys, I totally have an American Idol theory that is so much more scandalous than Adam kissing boys or Danny Gokey being Danny Gokey.

I think I figured out why like, Anoop is awesome some weeks and then other weeks he goes all bad boy and sucks.

HE IS TWINS LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE IN THE PRESTIGE.

Oh, spoiler alert for the Prestige. But I figure that is like The Crying Game or The Sixth Sense by now.

So, so, right, like today? He made a big deal about how last week, that "wasn't him" when he raised his eyebrow at Kara. And today, he was good! Even though, like the judges said, the eyebrow raise thing wasn't a big deal. But THIS Anoop felt obliged to apologize, because he is the Good Anoop who loves his wife and baby Jessie, and last week was the Bad Anoop who is driving his wife to suicide and hooking up with Scarlett Johansson.

And they made a huge deal with his baby pictures tonight about how he was an only child and was always the only one in photos. This was to try to preserve the secret to the trick.

And now Adam Lambert is sitting there going "He's twins!" And Danny Gokey is like SHIT NO THAT'S TOO SIMPLE NOW I WILL GO CRAZY AND HIRE THE GOBLIN KING TO BUILD ME A CLONING DEVICE.

Watch. It will happen next week. There will be two Danny Gokeys.

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I disagree. Danny Gokey is clearly Hannah Montana. At home, he's Miley Cyrus, cute tween. On stage, he's Danny Gokey, super awkward soul patch haver.

MILEY STEWART, MERE. STEWART. AT HOME, HANNAH MONTANA IS MILEY STEWART WHICH IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM MILEY CYRUS, THE ACTRESS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS THE SAME DAD.

Oh, wait. Of course. I withdraw. I SAY he's Miley Stewart's grown up doofy brother, and this is one of his dumb get rich schemes! little does he know!

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Then my work here is complete!

Hey, if twins is "too simple", maybe he's triplets! :)

I APPROVE OF THIS THEORY.

I KNEW YOU WOULD. WHO CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT TWICE AS MUCH ANOOP?

YES! This theory is sound.

This is why he sang "True Colors."

Can I metaquotes this?

Edited at 2009-04-08 01:10 pm (UTC)

Of course you can! I would be flattered!

(My reposting policy is in my userinfo btw! If something is unlocked it is fair game!)

Cool! I just like to ask anyway. Here it is!

MATT GIRAUD KILLED DUMBLEDORE.

I wonder if Ryan Seacrest is Keyser Soze.

And Paula's a malfunctioning Cylon.

ROSEBUD IS THE NAME OF SIMON'S SLED.

"Guys it was twins!" is my least favourite plot twist ever - it always feels like a cop out! Halfway through Prestige I was like IT BETTER NOT BE TWINS. But I like the film anyway, somehow.

Actually, maybe "guys it was hypnosis!" is worse?

I think the thing in the Prestige is that you're supposed to guess it's twins. It's not about the surprise; it's about how Angier won't accept the obvious answer because he is one vindictive mofo.

Wow I didn't realize there was so much to American Idol. O___O

Is a very plot-intensive show!

I think I may actually have to start watching AI again now.

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