EATIN' OYSTERS
(smiley oyster)
Panel 1:
(Tea with Oyster)
Tea: Oysters are the UGLIEST bivalves!
Oyster: Hey!
Panel 2:
(Tea with Oyster)
Tea: Well, you do kind of look like a rock.
Oyster: I do not!
Panel 3:
(Tea with Oyster)
Tea: OK, well, in spite of their icky exterior, they are super yummy.
Oyster: That is better. Sort of.
Panel 4:
(Map of the US with two oysters, one in each ocean. There is a little tiny Tea in the Atlantic.)
Pacific Oyster: West Coast Oysters are SWEET!
Atlantic Oyster: East coast oysters are BRINY!
Tea: I prefer this kind. Hooray salt water!
Panel 5:
(Tea with a frying pan)
OYSTERS ARE AWESOME
Tea: Fried in cornmeal!
Pan: Sizzle!
Panel 6:
(Tea eating oyster)
Tea: Mmph Mmph Mphmph Mph Mmph!*
*or raw out of the shell!
Panel 7:
(Tea, holding an oyster. There is a tray of oyster on ice, and an angry bottle of Tabasco with a bowl of cocktail sauce and a half a lemon. There is the word "ENEMIES!" with an arrow pointing at the Tabasco, cocktail sauce, and lemon. There is another arrow pointing at the raw oysters that says "YUMMY JUST LIKE THIS!" )
Tea: Some people will try to put cocktail sauce, Tabasco, or lemon juice on your oysters.
Oyster: Do not do this to us! If we are raw! It ruins the flavor!
Mirrored from Antagonia.net.
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