“If we don’t act now, we won’t be able to stop the dope-smoking Trotskyites who are acting on the orders of Keith Olbermann so they can euthanize ideological dissidents, just like Franklin Roosevelt did to the Confederates at Bull Run.”
“The mainstream media won’t tell you, but government thugs are coming after all of us, and won’t stop until they take away your guns and leave you defenseless when gay Marxist Muslim illegal immigrants come after you.”
“We are under siege by a parade of militant homosexuals who are working with our enemies to change U.S. currency by putting Al Gore, Michael Moore, and Keith Olbermann on $1, $5 and $14 bills. Add up those numbers and what do you get? 20, which is the same day of the month Hitler was born.”
The only problem with this thing is that most of them actually sound like things Glenn Beck has said.
Mirrored from Antagonia.net.